Since colleges and universities are coming to the end of the 2011-2012 school year, that means it’s time for commencement protests to begin. Here are some commencement speakers and the reasons given for the irritation they provoke among students:

Pat Boone, Adrian College (homophobe, birther)

Mitt Romney, Liberty University (Mormons not real Christians)

John Brennan, Fordham (war criminal)

President Obama, Columbia (war criminal)

Victoria Kennedy, Anna Maria College (pro-gay-marriage, pro-abortion)

Michael Bloomberg, Univ. of North Carolina (evicted Wall St. Occupiers)

Va. Gov. Bob McDonnell, Christopher Newport U. (anti-gay-marriage, anti-abortion)

Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Gonzaga (pro-abortion)

Antonin Scalia, Honorary degree, RPI (homophobe, sexist)

Geoffrey Canada, U. of Pennsylvania (not famous enough)